Malcom MacStrokes

PUT ME DOWN FOR A FOUR

Malcom was never a scholar in mathematics. In Scotland, he was taught the Dewey Decimal system. What a terrific system he thought! Never again will he have to count past the number four. What a tremendous asset this has become to his level of play. Therefore, a score card for him is a complete waste of time, since every round he finishes he records a 72. The Mulligan “Do Over” never applies to Malcom since this is his normal approach and play through to every hole. Mac Strokes in Scottish roughly translates to one who is numerically challenged.