Jackie MacMashie
WRONG KIND OF BIRDIE
Jackie sustained a hit in the head from a Mashie Niblick years ago. Since that time, his speech has been slurred and he has a tendency to see things that just aren’t there. Plus, every time he plays, he thinks he’s finishing every hole at one under par. He is under the firm belief that he continues to be the undefeated club champion for the last 10 years running, when in reality, what he’s really notorious for is his famous “Dribbler Shot.” This is his innate ability to get the ball off the ground, so it dribbles tight along the fairways, making him think he is always on the green in one. “Scotland the Brave”, Jackie!
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