Maxwell MacRodbender
A VERY VERY WET GREEN
Maxwell was formerly a professional fly fisherman from Scotland. He retired some years ago and took up the game of golf, in which he absolutely demonstrates no skill at all. His biggest challenge to date is getting the ball to stay on the hook as bait. The Dept of Fish and Game would love to speak to him about his license status. Maxwell is also best known for being a “Splasher.” Meaning he consistently and specifically only aims at water hazards. Once he’s ankle deep in it, instead of wishing he had a fishing pole, he’s already conveniently replaced his hickory shafted 9 Iron for one. The family name of MacRodbender in Scottish actually translates to “Overhead Cast.”