Jock MacMulligan

THE DEDICATED GOLFER

Always Shoot 86 Proof, is Jock’s self-professed mantra as Captain of his infamous Club team. Well known as “Single Malt Golf,” he has overlapping hangovers and can burp in three different languages. He loves the fact that 86 is the only golf score you can consume after the round, and shamelessly utilizes the 19 hole as his base of operations. Jock’s wife doesn’t understand him, nor does she care to. His favorite pastime at the clubhouse bar, while in the company of female companionship, is Slap and Tickle, or more commonly known as “Playing through.” He uses this approach with every woman he encounters. This guy is too fast to be a Wolf. The ladies at the Country club call him “Greyhound.” He is the true epitome of “The Dedicated Golfer.”