Fergus MacDrookit

THE ALL-WEATHER MALE GOLFER

Fergus grew up playing the links of St. Andrews. He was born into the house of “Drookit”, which in Scottish means all wet. He utilizes the course water coolers as his base of operations for all of his aquatic related activities. He hasn’t known the feeling of dry clothing for years. Fergus will only go to the club according to his Scottish weather calendar. However, this is only if playing conditions are just perfect: Wet, cold and damp every day of the year. Constantly petitions Father MacHaggis to pray for inclement weather, for him to play in any other environment would be unmotivating and unnatural. He’s also had the Club Pro Shop customize his “Wellington Boots” with a set of spikes.